I did some radio reports whilst I was here

Earlier this week, I got an email from my mate Steve who works for Hertbeat FM in Hertfordshire - as a small local radio station, they wanted to be able to pretend they had a man in Washington, so their news guy called me up and I waffled some crap down the phone to him from my bed.

So here's the audio, and here's what you can learn from listening to it

• There was a good atmosphere
• It was a big day for patriotism for America
• They were very patriotic
• There was lots of patriotism
  
• I am actually proud of the term 'Obamarama' for which I should be shot
• I shouldn't give up the day job